"Top Ender, I would like you to write a letter to Nanny B today please" I told Top Ender
"Why?" questioned Top Ender
"Well she just had an operation and it would cheer her up!"
"How about I phone her?" she offered
"No, I would like you to send a letter" I replied
"A phone call would be quicker" she reasoned
"I would still like you to send a letter" I replied
"Okay, I'll send her some money as well so she can buy some sweets like she does for me!