This week however there were a lot of people in the pool and I said a lot of strange things. Like after accidentally catching up with a woman who I was sharing a lane with and almost sniffing her feet;
"Its okay I haven't got a foot fetish"
She got out the pool a length after I said that. I am going to pretend that it wasn't because she was scared of me.
A bit later I was talking to a Mother and (Hottie) Daughter team, about how to kill a young swimmer who didn't appear to belong to anybody and who was swimming across the lanes pretending to be a shark, or quite possibly did have some underwater watching people swim past fetish. I think we decided in the end that we should all just push her in to the next lane but there was also talk of a concrete jacket...
|Coming soon to a body of water near you... Stalker Pippa!|