Top Ender Giggles - School Reports

"Top Ender today I get your school report don't ya know?" I grinned
"Today?" She queried bottom lip quivering
"I haven't been on the Golden time list for ages Mummy" she said with dread in her voice
"I know, I expect it to tell me lots of good things about you!"
"What if it doesn't turn up though?" she queried
"It comes home with you so it had better!" I answered
"Oh. I've been really nice to the Teachers so they had better say something nice!"