Top Ender Giggles - Don't expect our truths to match

"Top Ender what is that purple mark on your arm?" asked Daddy
After twisting her arm at an impossible angle to get a better look and prodding it she said
"Its a bruise Daddy!"
"Bruises don't tend to be perfectly formed circles, that tends to be felt tip marks" said Daddy
"Well if you knew why did you ask me?" retorted Top Ender