Daddy Giggles - Its the way he tells 'em!

Top Ender was sitting in the back of the car after a recent trip to the outdoor play shop (can you guess what we are researching?) and was reading through the catalogues that I had picked up.

"Cool! They do a Pirate ship!" she exclaimed
"Oooh Ahhh!" Answered Daddy in his best Cornish accent
"That's a Farmer, not a Pirate Daddy" I admonished
"Oh. Yes. Argh?!" said Daddy
"Too little too late." I answered
"Don't blog this..." he said
"The thought hadn't even crossed my mind..."