Top Ender Giggles - When I'm Sixty-Four

"Top Ender? When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now, will you still be sending me a valentines, Birthday greetings bottle of wine?" I asked trying not to burst into song
"Yes. And I will send you a wig as well." answered a dead pan Top Ender

 Hopefully it won't be either of these wigs.