Top Ender Giggles - But it's shiny!

In Tesco, the staff are giving out Topps Match Attax cards when you spend over a certain amount (I think it is £25) and as such Top Ender has been collecting them (anything that's free is welcome) and spent the car journey home marvelling at her newest additions.

She passed me a card to look at that had an attack score of 100. Looking at the card I realised that knew who the player was and said to Daddy

"Oh look its the naughty John Terry"

Top Ender took the card back and asked why he was naughty.

"Well he went on a date with a lady even though he was married, and the lady was married, and even worse the lady was married to his friend!" I answered
"Well he's still shiny!" answered Top Ender