Dear So and So - The One Where I Feel Sorry For Myself
Dear Friday The 13th,
You lived up to your reputation this year didn't you?
No wonder you are one of the most hated dates of the year.
Yours
Forever going to remember Friday The 13th June 2012
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Dear Big Boy,
I'm sorry. I know this isn't my fault, but I feel that it is.
Love
Mummy
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Dear Blood Phobia,
For 33 years you have made me pass out at the sight of blood, but due to recent events I'm over it.
I won't miss you, I hope you don't mind.
From
Never going to pass out at blood again... hopefully.
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Dear Diabetes,
So lets look at the facts shall we? You could have had me, a 33 year old over weight woman or a just turned four year old boy.
You made the wrong choice choosing him because now we're going to kick your butt.
F*** Off
Wishing you weren't here.
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Dear Summer Holidays,
Lets get it started, but could you possibly feel more like a year instead of just six weeks?
Love
Mummy of Two School Children This September
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Dear Family,
It's Summer!
Lets have picnics, and play and swim and read and enjoy this time together.
Love
Mummy
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Dear Fat,
You are being evicted from this body of mine, so collect up your friends and family and either make your way to my boobs (not too much of you though I don't want Playboy boobs) or find your way to the exit.
Glad To See The Bak Of You
A Slightly Skinnier (and getting skinner each day) Me
Follow my Weight Loss and Fitness Journey at Pippa World
You lived up to your reputation this year didn't you?
No wonder you are one of the most hated dates of the year.
Yours
Forever going to remember Friday The 13th June 2012
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Dear Big Boy,
I'm sorry. I know this isn't my fault, but I feel that it is.
Love
Mummy
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Dear Blood Phobia,
For 33 years you have made me pass out at the sight of blood, but due to recent events I'm over it.
I won't miss you, I hope you don't mind.
From
Never going to pass out at blood again... hopefully.
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Dear Diabetes,
So lets look at the facts shall we? You could have had me, a 33 year old over weight woman or a just turned four year old boy.
You made the wrong choice choosing him because now we're going to kick your butt.
F*** Off
Wishing you weren't here.
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Dear Summer Holidays,
Lets get it started, but could you possibly feel more like a year instead of just six weeks?
Love
Mummy of Two School Children This September
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Dear Family,
It's Summer!
Lets have picnics, and play and swim and read and enjoy this time together.
Love
Mummy
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Dear Fat,
You are being evicted from this body of mine, so collect up your friends and family and either make your way to my boobs (not too much of you though I don't want Playboy boobs) or find your way to the exit.
Glad To See The Bak Of You
A Slightly Skinnier (and getting skinner each day) Me
Follow my Weight Loss and Fitness Journey at Pippa World